left@abq

adamusprime:

i want to believe the egg stunt was actually super rad and this person is bitter about it

Says my uterus every month.

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Cam’s Loaf

For 1 loaf it’s 1 1/3 cup warm water, 1 teaspoon dry active yeast, 1 teaspoon salt, 2 ¾ cups and 2 tablespoons bread flour.

Dissolve yeast and salt in water and then mix all ingredients in bowl w rubber spatula or in a food processor. (Optional: add in 1 tsp olive oil and rosemary leaves; if you do, also add 1 or 2 tbsp extra flour.)

Cover bowl but not airtight and let it rise in the fridge for at least 2 hrs and up to 7 days.

Pull dough from fridge and let sit for 20 mins (or 40 mins if the dough as been refrigerated for longer than a day).

Dust a surface w corn meal, grease hands and form dough into a ball. Cover ball w flour, make three parallel cuts to let it expand.

Preheat pizza stone on top rack and a pan on the bottom rack in oven at 425F for 20 mins.

After everything is preheated n shit slide the dough onto the pizza stone and put a cup of water in the pan below to make the steam that creates makes the crust nice and crunchy.

Let that cook for 25 minutes, rotate bread, add a little more water, cook for another 15 mins.

Let cool on a rack and then marvel at your handiwork while ur spouse sighs.

ayellowbirds:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sourcefieldmix:

sharkhugger:

Cute baby was stranded and returned to the water :3
But not before they got a nice picture snapped!

Photo from white shark projects

hes shy

“Thank you for your help human friends”

Humans rescuing stranded sharks is a trend that needs to continue. Also, the most precious bebbeh face, oh my goodness.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The real Super Bowl MVP.

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bureauduroi:

Omo Masalai, Papua New Guinea

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msenjoli:

STOP I HAVE TO HAVE THIS SKULL DISCO BALL

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babygoatsandfriends:

bow-to-unicorn:

So I was looking up ombre hair color ideas and was not disappointed. 

agreed

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plannedparenthood:

Anatomically correct underwear and bra from the “Why Are You So Afraid of Your Own Anatomy” collection by Eleanor Beth Haswell.

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bunnyfood:

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eriebasin:

1920s Art Deco Carved Lapis Lazuli Necklace, 14K Gold, $495

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elsajeni:

bohemianhomes:

Moon to Moon Blog: Free Spirit Spheres and are  set among the tall trees of the west coast rainforest of Vancouver Island, Canada.

GIVE ME THE ORB HOUSE

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